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Suzumiya Haruhi-chan & Nyoron Churuya-san – 02

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Mouse over pictures for captions


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Summary

Given the production quality and depth of plot, I will adjust my writing style accordingly.

See Haruhi bored. Bored Haruhi is bored. See Haruhi jump. Jump, Haruhi, jump.
See client finally show up. Client sees Haruhi. Haruhi being crazy. Client leaves.
See Haruhi OTL. OTL, Haruhi, orz.

Part 2, Kyon walks in on Nagato watching hentai. Except, if an anime character is watching hentai, do they perceive it as real people? So technically, Nagato is watching AV? But then, how does an anime character watch hentai?

EDIT: Yea, she’s playing an eroge, my bad. Kit-Tsukasa notes in the comments that the girl is Nagihiko Fujisaki from Shugo Chara – thanks!

Anyways, I digress. Kyon puts a thumb drive in her laptop and puts earphones on her so she won’t disturb others – if this were any better animated I would say she’s not disturbing me at all – which brings me to my next question… what the hell is the thumb drive for? For Nagato to keep privately so evidence isn’t left on the public-use laptop? Or for Kyon’s… archives?

Nagato asks if Kyon wants to join in. “Eek, no!” Wuss.

Part 3, Ryoko is about to stab Kyon with her rambo knife when, like in the real anime, Nagato busts in. Except this time, they bang heads, which apparently is enough to disintegrate Ryoko. She claims there’s more people stronger than her that will come after them. I don’t squeal in excitement.
 


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Summary

In this episode, the SOS-dan plays janken to decide who takes out the trash. Guess who can only throw rock because she doesn’t have any fingers? Nyoro~n

Next, they do a fire drill, and Churuya is the fireman. She’s immediately pronounced dead. Nyoro~n

Churuya asks Nagatocchi to play with her. Nagato declines, tells her to play with her backup instead. Nee, Ashakura-san, wanna play? “Impossible.” Nyoro~n

Churuya takes Mikuru’s advice and Googles smoked cheese – apparently that bastard Kyon has put some kind of parental anti-cheese block on the computer.

Ashakura-san heads to Kyon’s house to hand him a love letter, but she’s too short to put the letter in the mail slot. Then she sees Churuya walk out of the house with Kyon – wtf! So she shoots Churuya in the back of a head with a suction arrow, with a letter that says “impossible”.

 
Thoughts

I guess KyoAni and Kadokawa think they can be the Japanese Matt Stone and Trey Parker? Then again, South Park season 1 had much higher production value than this, and that was made out of colored paper and scotch tape. Well, it is funnier than those SethComedy Family Guy-ish shorts on YouTube, but none of that really matters, because it’s still a Haruhi product, and I will ingest whatever they throw at me. Even this. The Churuya-san ep was quite charming, though!

Anyways, these summaries are kind of pointless, considering they probably take longer to read than to just watch the episode itself, not to mention that the subbed episodes are released the same time as the raw. I’ll probably severely cut down the length of these from now on, but I’ll keep doing the captions.

51 Comments

  1. asdf
    February 18, 2009,

    There won’t be season 2.

    THIS IS YOUR SEASON 2!!

  2. Tokkan
    February 18, 2009,

    The “thumb drive” is actually the connector for the wireless headphones.

  3. jaalin
    February 18, 2009,

    LOL thanks tokkan, omggg how did i miss that ollolololo

  4. Tokkan
    February 18, 2009,

    Hey, I’m trying to be a ridiculous pedant. D:<

  5. Venire
    February 18, 2009,

    South Park is shit all-targeting series, so saying that it’s better than anything takes all credibility away from… oh, wait, Random Curiosity. My mistake, carry on.

  6. SbebiWan
    February 18, 2009,

    “what the hell is the thumb drive for?”

    It’s not a drive, it’s the receiver for the wireless headphones 😉

  7. Tokkan
    February 18, 2009,

    Oy, jaalin’s comparison to South Park is accurate. Oh, except it wasn’t the first season of South Park that was made out of colored paper and tape, it was just the first episode. Thereafter, the entire series of South Park is actually rendered on computer using 3D animation programs, though it uses stylised shading to look like cardboard. Sort of like how these shorts are all animated in 3D and shaded to look like 2D animation. Because unlike in the olden days of animation, *gasp* 3D is now cheaper to do than 2D.

  8. jaalin
    February 18, 2009,

    i’m very choosy with the facts i pull out of my ass – people shouldn’t know otherwise, or don’t care enough to research the answer themselves.

    nice to have you around tokkan XD

  9. LQY
    February 18, 2009,

    Well, it is a test for Kadokawa to measure the real market capability from Youtube channel.

  10. welsper84
    February 18, 2009,

    How does anime chars watch hentai? Just as we watch anime chars’s pron (hentai), they watch real world pron ^^

  11. Tokkan
    February 18, 2009,

    Well, she’s not watching. She’s playing an eroge, hence why asked Kyon if he wanted to “play” too.

  12. Tokkan
    February 18, 2009,

    And just like that, I make a typographical error and leave out “she” from between “why” and “asked”. I am a failure as a pedant. Well, I’ll go be pedantic about something else.

  13. elodie
    February 18, 2009,

    i just hope this not the second season

  15. Hudson
    February 18, 2009,

    Who cares what the budget is as long as they are entertaining, which they very much are.

  16. jaalin
    February 18, 2009,

    yea hudson, in the end it’s still a pretty entertaining use of 5 minutes… to watch both. i’ll have to find something else to talk about, rofl

  18. nya~n
    February 18, 2009,

    not watching AV
    she’s playing eroge ..just like the manga version

  19. Kraker2k
    February 18, 2009,

    jaalin, you’re over thinking this too much, for 2-3 minute web shorts which are not even made by KyoAni, they are simple throw-away entertainment.

    I’m surprised you even bother to blog it. The time spent writing an article and time spent reading it is surely wasted.

  20. jaalin
    February 18, 2009,

    but its HARUHI i must i must i must i must i must blog about it AHHHH fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy

  21. ithekro
    February 18, 2009,

    Besides….Yuki gets to be very cute in these. And everyone can by out of character, which makes it funny.

  22. Kit-Tsukasa
    February 18, 2009,

    Yuki is watching Nagihiko “Nadeshiko” Fujisaki from Shugo Chara! XD

  23. jaalin
    February 18, 2009,

    thanks kit, i added that to the summary

  24. tommykn
    February 18, 2009,

    dood, it’s simply amazing, this crap was entertaining !!!!

  25. meromero
    February 18, 2009,

    Nagato playing a eroge doesn’t sound that weird to me.
    What scares me is that Nadeshiko is a trap >_>. So she is playing a BL game? XD

  26. jaalin
    February 18, 2009,

    oh god this gets better and better, hahaha

  27. magnumslinger
    February 18, 2009,

    The USB was for the headphones to connect with the laptop. It’s just like with a wireless mouse.

  28. cbhl
    February 18, 2009,

    I just realized…

    The thumbdrive isn’t a thumbdrive — it must be a bluetooth (or other wireless) headset! The “thumbdrive” is the wireless dongle that plugs in so that there aren’t any cables on the headphones.

  29. avexmode
    February 18, 2009,

    Well at least these are better than Gundam 00 episodes

    :snap:

  30. Putang
    February 18, 2009,

    god is it me or does anyone feel like

    that everything done in here is a metaphor of everything that is supposed to happen in season 2, if anyone’s read the novels theres some little things in here that seem like they are somewhat 30 second shorts of season 2… particularly the bamboo leaf rhapsody part o_o, maybe though I’m being to… em whats the word… meh… ya… y’know

  31. pockets
    February 19, 2009,

    google.jp with the search query “smoked cheese” doesn’t give the same result. Believe me, I tried.

  33. Tarage
    February 19, 2009,

    Protip: Nagihiko Fujisaki is NOT a girl…

    In other words she is watching shota-crossdressing, making her 10x as weird.

  34. jaalin
    February 19, 2009,

    10x as awesome…

  35. Kaisos
    February 19, 2009,

    @Peanutbutter:

    Yuki is chibified in that image for some reason. Kyon and Asakura are not.

  36. outcast
    February 19, 2009,

    “Part 2, Kyon walks in on Nagato watching hentai. Except, if an anime character is watching hentai, do they perceive it as real people? So technically, Nagato is watching AV? But then, how does an anime character watch hentai?”

    By watching real AV

  37. calde
    February 19, 2009,

    This is kinda Kyo-Ani version of Shana-tan or even Index-tan. By the way it’s indeed genuine Kyo-Ani production and directed by none other than Mr.Takemoto who is gonna direct the “real” season 2 of Haruhi.

  38. Kabayongtao
    February 19, 2009,

    @outcast

    Interesting, but as Kit-Tsuakasa said, she’s watching an anime.

  39. pus2meong
    February 19, 2009,

    That Thumb drive is USB Bluetooth Dongle for wireless Headphone.

    Now I sense if this wireless USB Bluetooth bunny headphone will be in production this year and sold out instantly…

  41. Bob
    February 19, 2009,

    It’s not a thumb drive, it’s for the wireless headphones.

  42. thumbdrive
    February 19, 2009,

    thumbdrive is for the wireless headphones.
    <3 nagato

  43. Dan
    February 20, 2009,

    o.o

    ……..

    Um
    Pardon me while I go check myself into the nearest mental institution now.
    -scoots off-

  44. Levy
    February 20, 2009,

    Man, I seriously love your captions! xD

  45. TDRKZ
    February 20, 2009,

    I don’t know if anyone has said this yet but when Nagato walks in she’s doing the WA WA WASUREMONO

  46. Monkey95
    February 20, 2009,

    that does look like Nagihiko Fujisaki but it look more like Kagami Hiiragi from lucky star.

  47. Dan
    February 20, 2009,

    BTW the thumb drive is a blue tooth system for the bunny headphones.

  48. pakxenon
    February 20, 2009,

    “Sora wo kakeru kamisama”

    HAHA the captions are funnier than the short itself. Awesome post!

  49. jellayrei
    February 20, 2009,

    The headphones are wireless so the thumb drive is probably like a blue tooth transmitter type device or something.

  50. Lucky Channel
    February 21, 2009,

    Thats not a Thumbdrive! it is the attachment for the Headphones. It’s a wireless link that connects the headphones to the computer.

  51. Debbie
    February 22, 2009,

    Lol! Nagato playing eroge (with Nagehiko from Shugo Chara,nonetheless)–I want expecting that.

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