「おまえ反逆？私、自虐」 (Omae Hangyaku? Watashi, Jigyaku)
"You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating"

“I get no respect at all - When I was a kid, I lost my parents at the beach. I asked a lifeguard to help me find them. He said ‘I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.’"

「やったー、外だー　私は自由……だ？」 (Yattaa, Soto dā Watashi wa Jiyuu ...... da?)
"Yay, The Outside, I'm Free?"

Thanks to this series, a giant spider can enter the glorious pantheon of horrible anime parents.

「私の戦いは、これからだ？」 (Watashi no Tatakai wa, Kore Kara da?)
"My Battle Has, Only Just Begun?"

"King Dragon sends his regards!"

「 次回、決戦？」 (Jikai, Kessen?)
"Next Time, Is the Big Battle?"

A cautionary tale to always keep multiple Phoenix Downs on hand.

「 このじじい、誰？」 (Kono Jijii, Dare?)
"Who Is This, Geezer?"

“Who saw that comi- Who saw where that came from?”

「アイキャントスピーク、イセカイゴ？」 (Ai Kyanto Supiiku, Isekaigo)
"I Can't Speak, Isekai?"

I don’t think I want to know where I can use Duolingo’s new “Isekai Language” settings.

「私、死す？」 (Watashi, Shisu?)
"Am I, Dead?"

Thank you for tuning in to the final episode of Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka? Next week, be sure to tune in to The New Adventures of Shun. Same time, same channel.

「王子たち、青春する？」 (Oji-tachi, Seishun Suru?)
"Springtime, for Princes?"

And Germanyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

「勇者と、魔王？」 (Yuusha to, Maou?)
"The Hero, and the Demon Lord?"

"I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this. Shut up and let me go."

「なまずって、おいしい？」 (Namazutte, Oishii?)
"Does Catfish, Taste Good?"

Kyuubey would’ve been a lucky cat monster if they found Kumoko instead.