「騎馬戦は足元を崩すべし アマゾンシティ総力戦 II」 (Gibasen wa Ashimoto o Kuzusubeshi Amazon Shiti Souryoku-sen II)
"In a Cavalry Battle, Knock Down the Foothold The All-Out War in Amazon City II"

Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth, Heavy Object: Destroying Objects without using an Object is not some big revelation. You've shown it multiple times yourself.

「騎馬戦は足元を崩すべし アマゾンシティ総力戦 I」 (Gibasen wa Ashimoto o Kuzusubeshi Amazon Shiti Souryoku-sen I)
"In a Cavalry Battle, Knock Down the Foothold The All-Out War in Amazon City I"

While the structural underpinnings are improving, the details are still shifty.

「二人三脚登山は命懸けて, イグアズ山岳砲撃戦 III」 (Ninin Sankyakutozan wa Inochikaete, Iguazusan Gaku Hougekisen III)
"Three-Legged Mountain-Climbing Is Life-And-Death, The Artillery Battle In The Iguazu Mountains III"

This has probably been Heavy Object's best arc yet.

「二人三脚登山は命懸けて, イグアズ山岳砲撃戦 II」 (Ninin Sankyakutozan wa Inochikaete, Iguazusan Gaku Hougekisen II)
"Three-Legged Mountain-Climbing Is Life-And-Death, The Artillery Battle In The Iguazu Mountains II"

If the enemy can kill other Objects with artillery fire, why not just sell that to other militaries? Seems like there would be a market. P.S. I'm pissed I missed the pole dancing episode. Damn!

「二人三脚登山は命懸けて, イグアズ山岳砲撃戦 I」 (Ninin Sankyakutozan wa Inochikaete, Iguazusan Gaku Hougekisen Ichi)
"Three-Legged Mountain-Climbing Is Life-And-Death, The Artillery Battle In The Iguazu Mountains I"

I hope I'm not the only one who feels a little guilty while watching this show. Anyways, Takaii here this week filling in for Stilts-chan since he's off on an escapade full of shenanigans, pretty girls, and probably drinking.

「障害物競走なら普通は泥まみれ 南極大陸制圧戦」 (Shougaibutsukyousounara Futsuu wa Doromamire Nankyokutairiku Seiatsu-sen)
"In an Obstacle Course Race It's Normal to Get Covered in Mud The Battle for Supremacy in Antarctica"

Two steps backward, one step forward.

「蟻とキリギリスの戦争 オセアニア軍事国攻略戦 III」 (Aritokirigirisu no Sensou Oseania Gunji-koku Kouryaku-sen III)
"The War of the Any and the Grasshopper The Invasion of the Oceanian Military State III"

Ah. So that's what this series is about. Some optimistic signs for Heavy Object's future.

「蟻とキリギリスの戦争 オセアニア軍事国攻略戦 II」 (Aritokirigirisu no Sensou Oseania Gunji-koku Kouryaku-sen II)
"The War of the Any and the Grasshopper The Invasion of the Oceanian Military State II"

The enemy's plan is stupid. Needs more flirting and Ohoho-chan.

「蟻とキリギリスの戦争 オセアニア軍事国攻略戦 I」 (Aritokirigirisu no Sensou Oseania Gunji-koku Kouryaku-sen I)
"The War of the Any and the Grasshopper The Invasion of the Oceanian Military State I"

This episode is all silly flirting, jealousy, Qwenthur being dense, sex appeal, and exposition.

「親指トムは油田を走る ジブラルタル通行阻止戦 II」 (Oyayubitomu wa Yuden o Hashiru Jiburarutaru Tsuukou Soshi-sen II)
"Tom Thumb Races Through the Oil Field The Battle to Blockade the Gibraltar II"

This show is all about the banter.