The Disappe… Reappearance of Suzumiy… jaalin

I’m back, bitches. My last post was something like 15 months ago (Sketchbook was so boring it made me go comatose), so I should probably (re)introduce myself – I’m jaalin, the guy who writes all the philosophical, sexually deviant, troll bait, ankle-loving, and retardedly unfunny posts. Can’t imagine why Omni lets me get away with it… I probably make him look good in the wake of my overwhelming nerdiness.

My interests typically lead me to cover the low-budget harem comedies because of my profound sense of humor and ravenous affinity for anime girls, but time to time I’ll provide some scathing commentary when it’s due (hey, Clannad is actually much better than Kanon). Unfortunately, these shows usually suck and are all the same, so I’ll probably end up recycling my writing as often as harem shows recycle episodes. As long as Omni doesn’t notice, I’m probably ok.

Anyways, I’m gonna pick up right where I left off – posting tired summaries of bad shows, alienating most of Omni’s hard-earned readership, writing nonsensical editorials on how I love trap characters, and otherwise putting myself at the mercy of the rabid readers of randomc.

Enjoy?

77 Comments

  1. Parfait

    My kind of blogger

  2. yomax

    Yay! \o/ Welcome back Jaalin. It’s been a long time. Good to see you here again.

  3. desu

    Gasp. You’re the ankles guy.

    Welcome back.

  4. kitsune

    Welcome back Jaalin! Some of us missed you!

  5. BEWD

    zomg welcomeback

  6. shuffleair

    Yay. I remember when you did Nagasarete Airantou way way way way back then.

  7. “I love trap characters”
    I hear Maria’s voices here)

  8. Melchior

    Welcome back Jaalin.

  9. lol

    welcome back bitch!

  10. Allie

    DAMN JAALIN!! it’s been a while much welcome backs! I had an OMGWTF moment when I saw this post like actually! lol @ desu yes the return of the ankles guy!!!! I can’t wait for you to regale us of your adventures in not in randomc land

  11. Lump

    Welcome back, we need moar of your kind of blogging

  12. RP

    Ah, the ankles guy! Welcome back!

  13. ROFLWAFFLELAWL

    Been a while. MOAR PLOX

  14. Dalandros

    Ahh! Mr Ankles ^^ Welcome back! we’ve missed you,

  15. AznCoffee

    Whoa, I remember him from back when I only lurked…

    Props for using Nagi fanservice =.=

  16. Levy

    Jaalin! Oh God I’ve missed you! WE have missed you! It’s absolutely amazing that you’re back! Omni just don’t appreciate ankles enough sometimes y’know.

    Good to have you back!

  17. NecoDelero

    Welcome back. I missed your screenshot captions.

  18. brianleung8912

    Waheeeeey….. the reason i watched minami-ke and kimikiss……. back for third season..no?

  19. Ashan

    I shall Enjoy. ^^

  20. Greedling

    Reading your older rants I am really excited to see what you have to talk about. Here’s to your future bloggings. 😀

  21. sealouse

    Man I think everyone thought you died or something WB

  22. Masiro

    Welcome back pervsensei,

    Just one question oh ankle fetish one,

    The girl on the couch whose ankles you adore…..

    Panties or commando?

  23. silverwolf1492

    hey welcome backkk 😀

  24. Yakamaru

    Welcome back, jaalin. ^^

    One word for this blog: LOL.

  25. Darknessheal

    welcome back even though i have never read any of ur posts =O!!!!

  26. Xephyr

    hi2u jaalin vio misses you <3

  27. ruffles

    Oh crapcakes, jaalin’s back!

    But that’s strange, the walls aren’t bleeding… So this isn’t the end of the world?
    Anyways, get yourself back to blogging minami ke. I’m anticipating much amusement from your posts.

    Seriously, good to have you back.

  28. aza115

    Welcome back man
    more writers for the blog that’s nice.

  29. ItAintEazy

    And just in time for Nigakki too (if you don’t count the OAD). Seriously, the world needs you now more than ever.

  30. Stormflux

    This guy’s always been hilarious, glad to have him back.

  31. Go!

    MARIA HOLIC DO IT!

  32. Asuka

    aw, I missed your posts
    welcome back ♥

  33. wong

    finally…. someone i can relate too!

  34. RolyPolyOllie

    Dude, I totally thought you were dead. Nice to see that you’re not?

  35. BROOKLYN otaku

    YEAH…..but lets see how long you stay.
    damn i miss hayate no gotoku

  36. ebear

    Hey, It’s the ankle guy! I remember you ^.^

  37. Espada

    JAALIN i read you love trap characters? so 100% Maria + Holic will be blogged YAY!!!

  38. Stuff

    I remember youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    welcome back dude

  39. Airas

    Welcome Back…..
    Im waiting for hell funny comments :).
    If you could write about To Aru Majutsu no Index my day would be complete :).

  40. Highman

    Welcome back Jaalin!

  41. oTAKu

    Holey moley it’s great to have you back! Where have you been?!

  42. Kageho

    Its good to have you back jaalin! Can’t wait for your rants and blogs!

  43. Exia

    All I know about you is you love ankles, thats the only thing I remembered you by. Congrats it worked.

  44. kureejii

    ankles…
    I almost thought this place went on crack because I saw gundam 00, and then I saw the “reposting” of ankles.
    Okaeri

  45. jho

    wb, you really confused me with the title for a second though LOL

  46. Multi

    The ankle is a lie!

  47. Reji

    Glad to have you back Jaalin, your freeze frames were sometimes the highlights of my anime day lol.

  48. cbhl

    Well, well, it’s been a while. Where have you been?

    Looking forward to your future posts — your old ones still make me laugh at times. 😀

  49. boznia

    Oh how we’ve missed you. Glad you didn’t die.

  50. Watch Maria+Holic. It has some nice traps thar’. I like traps as well :>

    Well, to be exact, I like them when they’re a trap and not when they’re not. Else they wouldn’t be called a trap, amirite? :I

    http://aizen.usakochan.net

  51. voor

    Goddamn it, and I thought this motherfucker was gone for good.

  52. Multi

    @voor

    Beautiful language there. Grade “A” trolling.

  53. NumberOne

    I will never forgive your faggotry in blogging Lucky Star like you did.

  54. NumberOne

    @Multi

    It’s not a troll. It’s what he really thinks.

  55. Random Muser

    Can you rant about how terrible Lucky Shit is?

  56. outcast

    good stuff

  57. TSFMIP

    that was really girly from you to run like you did.

  58. arigatou

    the return of the comeback well FMA: Restart (this time following the manga at 100%) in April 2009.

    Oh you’re still fantasizing on Nagi hope the season 2 of Hayate no Gotoku would be this year as well.

    I want Hamster X Hinagiku Yuri like sequence

  59. ithekro

    So you are the one that stopped blogging about Minani-ke and dropped off the face of the world.

    I was amused by those posts.

  60. bobzor

    welcome back, whoever you are!

  61. SheerBoredom

    Dude, its the Ankles guy. Only thing i remember you for… The Ankle post

  62. lollerskates

    Whoa, you’re alive. Good to see you’re back!

  63. shocker!

    i thought u were gone welcome back jaalin. i hope u review more ecchi shows cus it release alot of stress for me. omni is a good blogger and all, but you jaalin brings comedy/ecchi/romance anime shows at this site to bring laughter on some of us

  64. finalnight

    Wow, I thought the feds got you for kiddie pron or something.

  65. n3rf

    Hmmm….Somehow, I’m totally looking forward to your post already =)

  66. sacchi

    Welcome back.

  67. Kinny Riddle

    Hey, great to have you back, you son of a b!tch. We missed you. lol

    Now get back to blogging and satiate our desire for more humour series. Preferably starting with Maria Holic. 😉

  68. Miri

    Ankle writer : quite excited now about reading

  69. The enigmatc moondoggiebuiscuit

    YAY! WELCOME BACK JAALIN-DONO! HISA SHI BURI DEGOZARU! O GENKI DESUKA?

  70. The enigmatc moondoggiebuiscuit

    I forgot….

    GET TO WORK!

    ….joke…

  71. Darknessheal

    OMG Jaalin Thank you for the great idea choosing an anime to watch on my spare time Hayate no Gotoku! was awesome THANKSSSSS

  72. Liu

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. lol
    Glad to see I was wrong. Here’s to you’re future posts!

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